I'm really not in the mood.

Today's little slice of crazy.

A new employee of ours came back to ask me for a quote on a dog, as the owner waited on the phone.

Me:  What kind of dog is it?

H:  A Weinerschnitzel.

Me:  Uh.. what is that? 

H:  Weinerdog something?  I'm not sure.   It sounds like they just want a bath and nail trim. 

Me:  I better talk to them, It could be a long-haired dog or something..

H: Line one.

Me:  Hi, this is D, one of the groomers, H tells me you would like to know how much for a grooming on your dog.  What type of dog is it?

Client:  A little Weinerschnitzel.

Me:  Uh.. I'm afraid I don't know what that is.

Client:  Oh, ha ha, a Dachshund.

Me:  A Dachshund mix? 

Client:  No, a purebred Dachshund.

She said Weinerschnitzel so seriously, both H and I thought she had some designer breed.. Wow.  I just don't have time for this crap.  Really.