Today's little slice of crazy.
A new employee of ours came back to ask me for a quote on a dog, as the owner waited on the phone.
Me: What kind of dog is it?
H: A Weinerschnitzel.
Me: Uh.. what is that?
H: Weinerdog something? I'm not sure. It sounds like they just want a bath and nail trim.
Me: I better talk to them, It could be a long-haired dog or something..
H: Line one.
Me: Hi, this is D, one of the groomers, H tells me you would like to know how much for a grooming on your dog. What type of dog is it?
Client: A little Weinerschnitzel.
Me: Uh.. I'm afraid I don't know what that is.
Client: Oh, ha ha, a Dachshund.
Me: A Dachshund mix?
Client: No, a purebred Dachshund.
She said Weinerschnitzel so seriously, both H and I thought she had some designer breed.. Wow. I just don't have time for this crap. Really.