Client: She (Cocker Spaniel) has stinky feet. It's just awful.
Groomer: Well, maybe once we trim the pads of her feet they won't stay so wet. Hopefully that will help control the smell.
Client: I don't know, her feet smell like gym socks.
Groomer: (jokingly) "Maggie*, do you smell like a locker room?"
Client: YEAH...she smells exactly like a dirty jock strap.
Groomer: ???? (silence)
*Dog's name has been changed to prevent embarrassment. :)