Grooming Clients Say the Darndest Things.

Client:  She (Cocker Spaniel) has stinky feet.  It's just awful.

Groomer:  Well, maybe once we trim the pads of her feet they won't stay so wet.  Hopefully that will help control the smell.

Client:  I don't know, her feet smell like gym socks.

Groomer:  (jokingly) "Maggie*, do you smell like a locker room?"

Client:  YEAH...she smells exactly like a dirty jock strap.

Groomer: ???? (silence)

*Dog's name has been changed to prevent embarrassment. :)