This one was relayed to me by my co-worker. Lucky her.
Groomer: How would you like your dog's haircut today?
Mr. Client: Well, my wife didn't really tell me what she wanted, but I like it when she looks like she is wearing Ugg Boots.
Groomer: Hmm, I'm not quite sure what you mean.
Mr. Client: (incredulous) You don't know what Ugg Boots are???
Groomer: Well, I do, but I'm not sure what you want me to do for a haircut.
Mr. Client: Well, leave her feet fluffy..like she is wearing Uggs.
Groomer: So...you just want her feet left fluffy, and the rest short?
Mr. Client: YES!
** I neglected to get a photo of said boot wearing dog...but it was interesting to say the least. I'm going to guess that when the wife sees this groom...she's going to wonder why we forgot to finish the groom. :( NEVER leave your husband in charge of grooming instructions. Really.