Today's blog entry comes to us courtesy of our receptionist's desk.
Receptionist: Your pet is seeing the Dr. today. What seems to be the problem?
Pet Owner: He's constipated.
Receptionist: Well, we will get a technician up to check you in and then the Dr. will see you. Did he eat something he shouldn't have?
Pet Owner: No. I know what the problem is. He's constipated because he saw a ghost the other night.
Receptionist: (giving the client no reaction at all) Ok, well the Tech should be up any minute.
I don't know about you, but if I saw a ghost, it would probably have the opposite affect.
So many questions come to mind.
Whose ghost was it? Maybe a recently departed animal friend? Grandma?
Did the humans all see the ghost too?
If so, how did it affect their digestive tract?
How did the receptionist control her reaction? I'm pretty sure I could not have.
Was the client on any hallucinogenic drugs?
Beware: The full moon is coming.