As a professional pet groomer for more than 20 years, I've heard every excuse in the book. Literally. My clients have excuses for everything, from why they are late, to why their dog is horribly matted and dirty. Many of the things my clients say may seem a bit unbelievable. I can only tell you it's all true. Every last bit of it. Some of the stories you will read here are my own, some have happened to my co-workers. Names, of course, have been changed to protect the semi-innocent. All that said, I love my job, don't let my sarcasm fool you. Every single day, amidst the anal glands and nasty, biting dogs, there are sweet puppies and kind, loyal clients.
I have no idea who will read this blog..maybe no one will, but these stories are just too hilarious not to share! Enjoy.